Gorse the Gnome
Full name: Gorse the Gnome
Age: He doesn’t remember
Favorite beer: Bob’s Brew
Favorite band: The Bobs of the Brew
Childhood hero: Lord Furze Gnomenheimer
Hobbies: Drinking, chugging, swigging,
imbibing, becoming inebriated, and gardening.
Fun facts: Squirrels enjoy attacking him. He
has yet to realize this.
Full name: Gorse the Gnome
Age: He doesn’t remember
Favorite beer: Bob’s Brew
Favorite band: The Bobs of the Brew
Childhood hero: Lord Furze Gnomenheimer
Hobbies: Drinking, chugging, swigging,
imbibing, becoming inebriated, and gardening.
Fun facts: Squirrels enjoy attacking him. He
has yet to realize this.
A Brief History of Gnomes
Gnomes have a hard time recording history when they can’t
remember what they did last night. All that is known is that at
some point beer was invented and around the same time vests and
pointy hats were deemed stylish. It is uncertain what occurred
during the Time Before Beer but there were probably fewer
parties. It is rumored that a contingent of gnomes once left the
gnome world and entered into the human world, supposedly
supplanting the human brain, and they now control every human in
the world. Of course, that’s just a rumor.
Gnomes have a hard time recording history when they can’t
remember what they did last night. All that is known is that at
some point beer was invented and around the same time vests and
pointy hats were deemed stylish. It is uncertain what occurred
during the Time Before Beer but there were probably fewer
parties. It is rumored that a contingent of gnomes once left the
gnome world and entered into the human world, supposedly
supplanting the human brain, and they now control every human in
the world. Of course, that’s just a rumor.
About the Narrator
THE NARRATOR SEES ALL AND HEARS ALL. IT IS THE
NARRATOR’S DUTY TO RECORD THE ADVENTURES OF
GORSE THE GNOME. UNFORTUNATELY, THE
NARRATOR CANNOT DRAW VERY WELL.
THE NARRATOR SEES ALL AND HEARS ALL. IT IS THE
NARRATOR’S DUTY TO RECORD THE ADVENTURES OF
GORSE THE GNOME. UNFORTUNATELY, THE
NARRATOR CANNOT DRAW VERY WELL.
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